January 2011
Anonymous asked: I think you have nice boobs... Yeah, this does sound creepy...
Trying to make you know you have nice sweater puppies.
...I'm just gonna go ahead and make this anon. I chickened out.
Jan 1st
graydorians asked: you are beautiful jsyk. :)
Jan 1st
youvebeenbamboozled-deactivated asked: i agree with your anon.
i am so self-conscious about mine now!!!!
i actually just took off my shirt and bra, looked in the mirror, sighed, and put them back on.

seriously girl, work those boobs.
lolololol :D
Jan 1st
cordelias-deactivated20110822-d asked: I MISSED IT AND I AM LIKE ANGRY AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME EFFEMAY
THIS IS A TRAVESTY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
I AM DOING A SADFACE
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: you have really perfect boobs (anon because how creepy does that statement look seriously)
Jan 1st
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HOT DAMN EFFEMAY
hookers-for-jesus: SO MUCH BLUSHING okay guys leaving now ilu all
Jan 1st
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things i can't believe i did
that
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: you have really perfect boobs (anon because how creepy does that statement look seriously)
Jan 1st
should I do it
is it even legal would you guys promise not to save it on your computers forever
Jan 1st
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 hookers-for-jesus replied to your photo: I’m a bit late to the party.HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGblock  kittyfantastico replied to your photo: I’m a bit late to the party.OH BB~~ blushing rn
Jan 1st
there is an actual topless picture of me in my...
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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that was so cathartic.
finished up my 2010 journal with ramblings and then finally, on the last page by itself: leave the gun on the table, this has nothing to do with happiness.
Jan 1st
the-facts-were-these: ….. #lol good thing Matthew’s not on
Jan 1st
okay kids it's been great. I've got to go...
i’ll be back~
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
WatchWatch
whatserekim: The tone for biba, and boobs. Not mine. HAPPY NEW YEAR! WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Boobpocalypse ‘10/11
Jan 1st
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my sisters and my sister's boyfriend are singing...
I tried to call-in and post it but nooooooo “this feature is not available at this time”
Jan 1st
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guys I tried
I actually changed into a different shirt that better showed off my tits only to be greeted with ERROR every time I tried to post a picture
Jan 1st
kittyfantastico replied to your post:I tried a bunch of times but couldn’t get a picture I was satisfied with. DO IT ANYWAY THOUGH asdklfjslgkjasdlkfj ONLY IF YOU DO
Jan 1st
I tried a bunch of times but couldn't get a...
slash what if my sister came on and saw it haha
Jan 1st
damnit Devon's disappeared
Jan 1st
the most beautiful day
eyeballs-to-entrails: hookers-for-jesus: twitchylittlenoses: will be when there are enough pictures of alice’s tits to make a gif going through them #i would post a topless picture but i am kinda underage so~ basically also you all have better racks than I do um, what rack? also, 16. But I don’t get it. You can wear bikinis in public and stuff so yeah I mean I know it’s legal ...
Jan 1st
the most beautiful day
hookers-for-jesus: twitchylittlenoses: will be when there are enough pictures of alice’s tits to make a gif going through them #i would post a topless picture but i am kinda underage so~ basically also you all have better racks than I do yeah I don’t have very good tits
Jan 1st
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the most beautiful day
will be when there are enough pictures of alice’s tits to make a gif going through them
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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OMG
marilyn-get-your-coat: twitchylittlenoses: marilyn-get-your-coat: twitchylittlenoses: slekwati: I was just about to post a picture of me in my bra to confuse Amy. I realised I was just secretly confusing myself as a pornstar. DO IT #searches frantically for her old topless tuesday pic but can’t find it gfldjgkljfdg I got this, Alice EFFEMAY I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH  #I...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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nerdyninjanicole liked your post: OMG
NICOLE LIKES ALICE’S TITS
Jan 1st
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I may or may not have just saved that picture to...
Jan 1st
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OMG
marilyn-get-your-coat: twitchylittlenoses: slekwati: I was just about to post a picture of me in my bra to confuse Amy. I realised I was just secretly confusing myself as a pornstar. DO IT #searches frantically for her old topless tuesday pic but can’t find it gfldjgkljfdg I got this, Alice
Jan 1st
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OMG
slekwati: I was just about to post a picture of me in my bra to confuse Amy. I realised I was just secretly confusing myself as a pornstar. DO IT
Jan 1st
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that awkward moment when you forget a ton of...
Jan 1st
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I lied and I totally am not leaving yet. YOU GUYS.  I LOVE SO MANY PEOPLE.  I HAVE MET AMAZING PEOPLE ON TUMBLR. IF I FORGOT ANYONE, FEEL FREE TO SHOOT ME OR SOMETHING.  IT’S HARD BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL REALLY GREAT. ALEX (onesideofanampersand) SOPHIE (kittyfantastico) KRIISE (kriisemocksyouwithhermonkeypants) NICOLE (nerdyninjanicole) GREG (loverhusband) AIMEE (asspansy) KARA...
Jan 1st
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okay kids, it's been a lovely year. i think this...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Woo! 160 followers!
Jan 1st
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hahaha I just remembered that my URL was once...
URLs I have had over 2010: vgaer effemay twitchylittlenoses iwasvoicedbyhayleywilliams assrevolution questionableturkey that’s all, right?  did I miss any?
Jan 1st
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“Mooseicorn is very polite, naturally. He hopes he hasn’t offended anyone. […]...”
– Effemay, on her Canadian stereotypical unicorn/moose. (via theveryspiritofvexation)
Jan 1st
iluvhimxx asked: heya!, i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://news-6-report.com/-diet
Jan 1st
iluvhimxx asked: heya!, i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://news-6-report.com/-diet
Jan 1st
December 2010
2 tags
making a 2010 mix
of songs that were important to me this year
Dec 31st
when you're scrolling down tumblr and see an...
heretherebetygers: twitchylittlenoses: this must mean i’m famous #am i famous yet Always, in my heart. #Effemay distorts the laws of reality is that my tag now?  can I petition for that to be my tag always by anyone who ever refers to me?
Dec 31st